I COULD HAVE GUESSED

28X36 inches; that's right I think
Sitting precariously besides the sink
Hasn't been used for a long time
Take home or go out to dine
Time is so hectic its tiring
Cooking art is fast passing
Paper plates so convenient
For us refugee from the east
But I have to clean this gizmo
Three times a year; I guess so
Like playing Lego, everybody knows
It's all pop up plastic
Used the butter knife to disassemble it
Don't forget the water jet gasket
So you won't sprung a leak
The drain hose I almost forget
To check leaks and tightness
When was the last time you did this?
Well run it to make sure it works
Before you lay down on your porch